Study in Inefficiency
Things are progressing nicely with the house. It seems like when I’m ready to report on what we’ve just recently done, I realize that I haven’t said anything about the last bit of work we completed…so here’s some photos of some of our laminate flooring install.
We tore all the carpet up, and spent a great deal of time trying to figure out the best way to install the flooring. Overall its really an easy process. However, I was bound and determined to make things as difficult as possible. We are installing the flooring in the front room, down the hall, and through the master bedroom. After a lot of planning, I put together these fancy corners. Here’s how it was looking.
See how the diagonal joint comes out, instead of the boards just laying straight? Looked pretty cool. Unfortunately, doing this had some poor consequences. There is one location about 7″ long at each joint that doesn’t interlock, and when we put weight on these locations, the flooring warps and gaps emerged. Not good…would lead to a lot of wear, and just look bad in a few years I’m sure.
So, the boards went straight. Ended up tearing out a lot of flooring and doing things several times to get it back to the way I should have done it in the first place. So the corner went straight, and cleaned up really nice. Not as ornate, but sure looks good. The hall went quickly after I made the corners and cut in the doors/closets.
This last weekend we finished up the hall bathroom, and completed the flooring in the master bedroom. Minus about 6 boards, which I came up short of course. I’ll order them and slap them in sometime next week. I can’t believe the difference between the crappy carpet and the laminate wood. Looks a ton better. Here’s the hall, before and after.
Fun stuff. Next up is baseboards…then we’ll move on to getting the backyard landscaped. Never ending….








cara on 04 Sep 2007 at 2:47 pm #
totalmuch better! that is a huge accomplishment, good work hindley’s!
Keith on 04 Sep 2007 at 2:55 pm #
You’re totally sucking in your stomach. Man that’d be cool if it was hardwood. What’s that white tapey stuff along the baseboard?
Marshall on 04 Sep 2007 at 3:09 pm #
They whitey white is the unfinished drywall from removing the baseboards. Or whats left of it at least. We’re putting big fancy shmancy ones on eventually. Laminate is much more durable than standard wood, and I don’t want to mess with refinishing an entire wood floor. Dog nails + hardwood = No Bueno. And yes, I am sucking in my stomach.
Keith on 04 Sep 2007 at 4:42 pm #
Gay.
Marshall on 04 Sep 2007 at 4:47 pm #
Hello Captain Bitterpants.
Oscar called…he wants his Grouch back.
Yes I thought of that myself.
Keith on 04 Sep 2007 at 4:59 pm #
Oscar + Grouch = snowcap frequently keeping my head warm from bitter winter coldness, so what do you expect? A belly rub and a fortune cookie?
Brian F on 05 Sep 2007 at 6:19 am #
Keith. Dude. Where are the pictures of your house. And you sitting in it having coffee and not sweating over a lame project? I need to see someone not doing home improvement. I’m not sure if Marshall is married to Mollie and Nyah or if he is married to the house with fake floors and no baseboards. This is the reason that a primary dwelling cannot be considered an ‘investment.’
Marshall on 05 Sep 2007 at 1:15 pm #
Ever heard of a home increasing in value from improvement? I’ve heard it can happen….
Brian F on 06 Sep 2007 at 6:32 am #
Few, if any, renovations make a profit. A new kitchen or family room might raise the resale value of a house, but rarely as much as they cost to build.
Marshall on 10 Sep 2007 at 8:17 am #
I have a hard time believing that the flooring will not pay for itself several times over. The alternative to the flooring would be 10 year old, cheap track home carpeting. I agree that few renovations really make money, but I also believe most people don’t do a lot of things the right way.
We do everything perfectly though, so we will of course make money on it.
(Har Har)
Keith on 10 Sep 2007 at 5:37 pm #
Haha Brian, I’ll try to get some photos up soon of me in my house not doing home improvement. That’s a frequent occurrence for me since it’s generally more fun to jam on my guitar, eat fresh peach pie, or lounge in my skivies than to replace something perfectly useful and unruined like carpet with something fake and slidey.
Underclown » Home Nonimprovement! on 12 Sep 2007 at 1:37 pm #
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derek on 17 Sep 2007 at 4:01 pm #
I’ve found the best home improvement decision is to get a nice hammock. Nothing else can compare for expense/hassle to enjoyment ratio.
Marshall on 17 Sep 2007 at 4:18 pm #
Except for possibly two hammocks.
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